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This Song’s About My Baby

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This song’s about my baby

[ch]
[6m] This song’s a-[5]-bout my [1] baby [4]
[6m] This song’s [5] ’bout how I [4] feel [–]
[6m] This song’s [5] not some [1] fairy [4] tale
[6m] This song’s [5] ’bout something [4] real [–]

[v1]
[6m] This song’s a-[1]-bout [6m] three minutes [5] long
[6m] It took twice that [5] long to [4] write [–]
[6m] This song’s [1]pretty much a [6m] waste of [5] time
and that [6m] pretty much [5] sums up [4] tonight [–]
Hell that [6m] pretty much [5] sums up my [4] life [–]

[brdg]
I’ve been [1] writing the [5] same song [bridge]
since [4] you said good [5] bye
and I [6m] wrote it [5] again to-[4]-night [–]

[ch]

[v2]
[6m] This song [1] won’t — [6m] end no [5] wars
[6m] this song [5] won’t save [4] the world [–]
[6m] this song’s [1] just a-[6m]-nother [5] song
[6m] about some [5] guy who [4] lost some [–] girl
[6m] it’s [5] not the [4] end of the [–] world

[ch] …

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[each bracketed Nashville number indicates a new chord; dashes indicate repeat from previous bar]

Notes/Memo

This song came about in response to an informal competition in an online songwriter’s workshop.

Contestants are to submit a newly written song along with a one line description of the subject of the song.

The winner gets his song in rotation in the stereo of the family car of the guy who conceived the competition. This is primarily for the amusement of his children, who like to get one line summaries of what each song they hear is about. (Example per Dad: “Warren Zevon, ‘Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner’- This song is about a soldier who gets killed and comes back without his head.”)

The title of this song, of course, is disingenuous.

This song is actually about… this song.

And, of course, the songwriter. The songwriter in the song. The fictional songwriter.

 

Lyin’ Cheatin’ Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy

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Lyin’ Cheatin’ Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy

Listen to me brother — I
just can’t stay quiet anymore
We all saw it coming
knew you’d be sneakin’ out the door

no matter what she’s done
she’s got feelings
she’s not your trinket toy
You’re just a Lyin’ Cheatin’
Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy

she’s confused, she’s scared
what can you expect
she’s just a kid  now they
say her whole life is wrecked

Everything she thought she knew
everything she heard from you suspect
she’s just a kid and now
her whole life is wrecked

Listen to me brother
you really f—-d up tonight
but you could start tomorrow
start to put things right

no matter what she’s done
she’s got feelings
she’s not your trinket toy
You’re just a Lyin’ Cheatin’
Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy

(C)2008, TK Major
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Notes/Memo

prev:

Lyin’ Cheatin’ Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy

Listen to me brother — I
just can’t stay quiet anymore
We all saw it coming
knew you’d be sneakin’ out the door

no matter what she’s done
she’s got feelings
she’s not your trinket toy
You’re just a Lyin’ Cheatin’
Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy

she’s confused, she’s scared
what can you expect
she’s just a kid and now
her whole life is wrecked

Everything she thought she knew
everything she heard from you suspect
she’s just a kid and now
her whole life is wrecked

Listen to me brother
you really f—-d up tonight
but you could start tomorrow
start to put things right

no matter what she’s done
she’s got feelings
she’s not your trinket toy
You’re just a Lyin’ Cheatin’
Baby Daddy Dog Little Boy

(C)2008, TK Major

 

Too long to have proper punctuation

 

Trainwreck Life

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It’s just one trainwreck after another
it’s just one disaster followin’ the t’other
It’s a wonder I can get back on my feet
to fall again

Some catastrophe
Some calamity
more adversity
more insanity
It’s the way I know, it’s the way that it goes
my friend

Cataclysm and devastation
tragedy and desolation
that’s how plans end
in the world of mice and men

double debacles and treble trouble
cauldron of misfortune set to boil and bubble
I’ve seen the future it’s
more of the same to the end

Waterloo was just a hiccup
Little Big Horn just one big mixup
When everything is ashes
maybe we can all be friends

Suns explode and worlds collide
all us little specks along for the ride
the fabric of time and space
someday willl mend

Cataclysm, devastation…

Suns explode and worlds collide
all us little specks along for the ride
in the end it all — comes down to the end
2007-10-28
(C)2007, TK Major
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Notes/Memo

Trainwreck Life

[1] It’s just one trainwreck [4] after another
[1] it’s just one disaster [4] followin’ the t’other
[1] It’s a wonder I can get back [4] on my [5] feet
to fall [1] again

Some catastrophe
Some calamity
more adversity
more insanity
it’s the way it goes in the world
of mice and men
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[5] Cataclysm, [4] devastation
[5] tragedy and [4] desolation
[5] yet I know it’s the [4] way it goes
my [1] friend

double debacles and treble trouble
cauldron of misfortune set to boil and bubble
I’ve seen the future it’s
more of the same to the end
—————————
Waterloo was just a hiccup
Little Big Horn just one big mixup
When everything is ashes
maybe we can all be friends

Suns explode and worlds collide
all us little specks along for the ride
the fabric of time and space
someday willl mend

Cataclysm, devastation…

Suns explode and worlds collide
all us little specks along for the ride
in the end it all — comes down to the end

2007-10-28
(C)2007, TKMajor

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2017-10-20 switched end of second verse to end of first half of chorus and vice/versa

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Trainwreck Life

[G] It’s just one trainwreck [C] after another
[G] it’s just one disaster [C] followin’ the t’other
[G] It’s a wonder I can get back [C] on my [D] feet
to fall [G] again

Some catastrophe
Some calamity
more adversity
more insanity
it’s the way it goes in the world
of mice and men

[D] Cataclysm, [C] devastation
[D] tragedy and [C] desolation
[D] yet I know it’s the [C] way it goes
my [G] friend

double debacles and triple trouble
cauldron of misfortune set to boil and bubble
I’ve seen the future it’s
more of the same to the end

Waterloo was just a hiccup
Little Big Horn just one big mixup
When everything is ashes
maybe we can all be friends

Suns explode and worlds collide
all us little specks along for the ride
the fabric of time and space
someday willl mend

Cataclysm, devastation…

Suns explode and worlds collide
all us little specks along for the ride
in the end it all — comes down to the end

2007-10-28
(C)2007, TKMajor

 

This Used to Be America

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This Used to Be America

This used to be America
This used to be the land of the free
This used to be the United States
but nothin’s like it used to be

we put ourselves in the hands of fools
threw our birthrights away
put the bottom line at the top of our world
let the god of greed hold sway

it takes 200,000 bullets
to kill one enemy
that what the DoD numbers say
if you don’t count peripheral casualties

Americans don’t torture
We don’t kill recklessly
thats what the man in the white house says
that’s how we want it to be
but it’s gettin’ pretty hard to believe

blowback’s a bitch
but how could we know?
though our wise men kept telling us so
we fed the tiger we got by the tail
and now we just can’t bear to let him go

2008 is coming
but it wont mean anything
if you/we don’t stand up for freedom
and take back our democracy

This used to be America
This used to be the land of the free
but I swear it’s not too late
for the United states
we can still be who we know
we should be

(C)2007, TK Major
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Notes/Memo

 

The Devil Just Doubled Down

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Now I’m not a betting man but I’ll play
these chips in my hand are burning up today
I thought I could buy a chance this way
but now I see that the devil just doubled down

It’s only a game if you think you can win
it’s only a bet when the fix isn’t in
it’s no fun playing if you know how it ends
so how come I keep putting my money down

When you gamble in the devil’s house — you will pay
you can bet the odds are stacked but there not stacked your way
win a couple hands but you won’t take it away
At he end of the game it’s you on the table face down

It’s only a game if you think you can win
it’s only a bet when the fix isn’t in
it’s no fun playing if you know how it ends
so how come I keep putting my money down

(C)2007, TK Major

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Notes/Memo

 

If They Could Put You in Jail for Dreaming

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If They Could Put You in Jail for Dreaming

Now here is my confession
I’m the guilty one
I knew just what I was doing
and now look at what I’ve done

there isn’t any mystery
about just who’s to blame
the saddest litle crime in history
has been added to my name

CH
If They Could Put You in Jail for Dreaming…
I’d never see the streets again
I’d be lying in my cell
telling stories to myself
and dreamin’ ’bout what might have been

I stole a chance for happiness
then drove it into a ditch
I stole the secrets of hate and love
then for-got which was which

CH
If They Could Put You in Jail for Dreaming…

I know my greatest crime
is something I did not do
it’s a shame and a sin
I didn’t follow that whim
and steal away with you

CH outro

(C)2007, TK Major
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Notes/Memo

If They Could Put You in Jail for Dreaming

Now here is my confession GCGG
I’m the guilty one GCGG
I knew just what I was doing GCGG
and now look at what I’ve done CDG G

there isn’t any mystery GCGG
about just who’s to blame GCGG
the saddest litle crime in history GCGG
has been added to my name CDG

CH
If They Could Put You in Jail for Dreaming… CDGG
I’d never see the streets again CDGG
I’d be lying in my cell CD
telling stories to myself GEm
and dreamin’ ’bout what might have been CDGG

I stole a chance for happiness GCGG
then drove it into a ditch GCGG
I stole the secrets of hate and love GCGC
then for-got which was which CDGG

CH
If They Could Put You in Jail for Dreaming… CDGG
I’d never see the streets again CDGG
I’d be lying in my cell CD
telling stories to myself GEm
and dreamin’ bout what might have been CDGG

I know my greatest crime GCGG
is something I did not do GCGG
it’s a shame and a sin CD
I didn’t follow that whim GEm
and steal away with you CDGG

CH

 

How Many Times Must I Fall Down?

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How many Times Must I Fall Down?

[6m] How many roads must I walk down
[3m] before I can sleep in the [6m] sand?
How many times must I fall down
before I can take someone’s hand?

How many doors must I kick in
Before I find the magic one?
How many dreams must I tear apart
before I see how it’s all done?

How did I get here?
Where have I been?
How long have I been this way?
I re-member a time
I re-member a place
I just don’t re-member the  way

How many clowns
does it take to screw down
a reason for a man to exist?
How many times
must i see the same light?
there must be something I missed…

How did I get here?
(C) 2007, 2014 TK Major

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How many Times Must I Fall Down?

[new, new simplified version 2017-06-7]

[6m] How many [–] roads must [3m] I walk [6m] down
[3m] before I can [–] sleep in the [6m] sand? [–]
[6m] How many [–] times must [3m] I fall [6m] down
[3m] before I can [–] take someone’s [6m] hand? [–]

[6m] How many [–] doors must I [3m] kick [6m] in
[3m] Before I [–] find the [6m] magic [–] one?
[6m] How many [–] dreams [3m] must I [6m] tear apart
[3m] before I [–] see how it’s all [6m] done[–]?

[3m] How did I get here?
[6m] Where have I been?
[5] How long have [37] I been this [6m] way? [–]
I re-[3m]-member a time
I re-[6m]-member a place
I [5] just don’t re-[3]-member the [6m]way [–]

How many clowns
does it take to screw down
a reason for a man to exist?
How many times
must i see the same light?
there must be something I missed…

How did I get here? …
(C) 2007, 2014 TK Major

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How many Times Must I Fall Down?

[correct chords?]

[6m] How many [3m] roads must [6m] I walk [–] down
[3m] before I can [–] sleep in the [6m] sand? [–]
[6m] How many [–] times must [3m] I fall [6m] down
[3m] before I can [–] take someone’s [6m] hand? [–]

[6m] How many [3m] doors must I [6m] kick [–] in
[3m] Before I [–] find the [6m] magic [–] one?
[6m] How many [–] dreams [3m] must I [6m] tear apart
[3m] before I [–] see how it’s all [6m] done[–]?

[3m] How did I get here?
[6m] Where have I been?
[5] How long have [37] I been this [6m] way? [–]
I re-[3m]-member a time
I re-[6m]-member a place
I [5] just don’t re-[3]-member the [6m]way [–]

How many clowns
does it take to screw down
a reason for a man to exist?
How many times
must i see the same light?
there must be something I missed…?

How did I get here? …
(C) 2007, 2014 TK Major

updated with simplified chords 2014-09-06

[each bracket represents a bar; a Nashville number indicates a new chord; dashes indicate repeat from previous bar]

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Notes/Memo

[In the video I have my capo on 2nd fret — but with the guitar tuned 1/2 step down (that’s how I keep my accompaniment guitars since my voice dropped over the last 10 or 15 years)]

[OLD VERSION]

How Many Times Must I Fall Down?
intro
[G] [Bm] [G] [Bm

[G] How many [Bm] roads
[A] must I walk [G] down
before [Bm] I can [A] sleep in the
[G] sand? [G]
[G] How many [Bm] times
[A] must I fall [G] down
[Bm] before I can [A] take someone’s
[G] hand? [G]

[G] How many [Bm] doors
must [A] I kick [G] in
before [Bm] I find the [A] magic
[G] one? [G]
[G] How many [Bm] dreams
must I [A] tear a[G]part
before I [Bm] see how [A] it’s all
[G] done? [G]

CH
[D] How did I [A] get here?
[G] where have I [A] been? and
[Bm] how long have [A] I been this
[G] way? [G]

I re[D]member a [A] time
I re[G]member a [A] place
I [Bm] just don’t re[A]member the
[G] way [G]

[G] How many [Bm] clowns
[A] does it take to screw [G] down
a [Bm] reason for a this [A] all to
[G] exist? [G]

[G] How many [Bm] times must
I [A] see the same [G] light?
[Bm] There must be [A] something I
[G] missed… [G]

CH
How did I get here…

(C)2007, TK Major

 

A Land So Far Away

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A Land So Far Away

I was born so long ago
between some forgotten wars
times were different then I know
it’s the one thing that’s for sure

There were cows across the road
I can still feel the dairy smell
where it’s only houses now
and they stretch all the way to hell

and back then I never thought
I would ever hit the road
but before I knew what was what
there was nowhere else to go
…mini bridge…
and right now I know I want
to find this place called home
I don’t know where it is
and I don’t know where I have to go

ch :: (but) I was born between some wars
between the mountains and the shore
in a land so far away
you just cant
get there anymore

I saw the world there’s a lot to see
and sure I was impressed
lots of hope lots of fear
and lots of girls undressed

lots of bar rooms lots of dreams
lots of lifelong friends
lots of pals you’ll always love
and never see again

…mini bridge…
and right now I know I want
to find this place called home
I don’t know where it is
and I don’t know where I have to go

ch :: (but) I was born between some wars
between the mountains and the shore
in a land so far away
you just cant
get there anymore

I was born so long ago
between some forgotten wars
times were different then
it’s the one thing that’s for sure

and back then I never thought
I would ever hit the road
but before I knew what was what
there was nowhere else to go

and right now I know I want
to find this place called home
I don’t know where it is
and I don’t know where I have to go

ch :: I was born between some wars
between the mountains and the shore
in a land so far away
you just cant
get there anymore

©2007, TK Major
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Notes/Memo

 

I Should Stop Being Such a Fool

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I Should Stop Being Such a Fool

I told my self
Life has no meaning
I told myself
I should stop dreaming
I told myself
I should stop being such a fool

I told myself
love’s just a lie
I told myself
I should get wise
I told myself
being kind is just being cruel
======CH
Lookin in my heart
was like lookin’ in a well
and if there was a bottom
you couldn’t really tell
as dark as midnight
all the way down to hell
one day I looked in
and then baby I just fell
——–
I looked in my soul
and I saw that it was empty
and I said to myself
just like the rest of them
and i said out loud
from here on
it’s all ’bout number one

But I added that up
and I factored in forever
I subtracted my dreams then
divided that by never
when a man gains the world
sometimes the profit to his soul
is none

======CH
Lookin in my heart…
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Back then I told my self
Life has no meaning
And I told myself
I should stop dreaming
Then I told myself
I should stop being such a fool

But then I thought to myself
what’s this all for?
and I thought to myself
must be something else more
and I realized all at once
there’s more than one kind of fool
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Notes/Memo

 

Chain of Mondays

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Chain of Mondays

a thousand mondays
that’s just 19 years
put your head down
put your ass in gear

before you know it
the day is done
fall asleep
and there’s another one

Chain of Mondays
wrapped round my life
Chain of mondays
there’s no wodnering why
chain of mondays
Til the end of time
Chain of mondays
til the day I die

I’m good at what I do
but what I do is dumb
pushing things around
all day long

what’s it all for
don’t ask me
i’m just a well-worn gear
in the big machine

Chain of Mondays…

don’t take off my shackles
i don’t want to be free
cause theres nowhere to go
and no one to be

been at the grindstone
for so damn long
there’s nothing much left
except this song:

Chain of Mondays…

©2006, TK Major
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Notes/Memo

author’s note — by my count, I’ve been alive at this writing 20,003 days, give or take a day or two. Common sense tells us that 1/7 of those were Mondays… 2857 and a half mondays… (a half? … guess that would be today, 2006-02-13)

But you’re only a couple months into your 19th year when you cross the “1000 Monday” mark…

a thousand mondays
that’s just 19 years
put your head down
put your ass in gear

before you know it
the day is done
fall asleep
and there’s another one

Chain of Mondays
wrapped round my life
Chain of mondays
there’s no wodnering why
chain of mondays
Til the end of time
Chain of mondays
til the day I die

I’m good at what I do
but what I do is dumb
pushing things around
all day long

what’s it all for
don’t ask me
i’m just a well-worn gear
in the big machine

Chain of Mondays…

don’t take off my shackles
i don’t want to be free
cause theres nowhere to go
and no one to be

been at the grindstone
for so damn long
there’s nothing much left
except this song:

Chain of Mondays…

Chain of mondays
chain of mondays drag me down x2
Ain’t no air in here
and I feel like I’m gonna drown

Since I was six
Monday mornings got me down x2
aint no magic fountain of coffee
make Monday morning turn around

chain of mondays
chain of mondays til i die
get up and do it all again
then fall asleep wonderin’ why

chain of mondays wrapped around
chain of mondays pull me down

chain of mondays around all my life

chain of mondays around all my days

chain of mondays wrapped around my life
chain of mondays til I die

til i saw you
it was all just wasted time

Glad just to have something to do
it makes the time just fly
Weeks rush into years
whilin’ way the time
workin’ til I die

chain of mondays

aint no magic fountain of coffee

When I was a kid, the first day of school was always a Tuesday. According to one of my high school teachers, a guy who was good for all kinds of improbable truths and inside stories (most of which I didn’t believe at the time but later found to be true), said that starting sessions on Tuesday was social engineering. They didn’t want to start kids off hating Mondays.Me, I think they were just wisely avoiding the double whammy.